Pamela?

Yes, Jessica?

Do you think Frank Lampard and Ronaldinho are having an affair?

No, Jessica. I think they're having disgusting messy gay sex. Check out this excerpt from Lamb Frampart's psychosexual autobiography "Totally Frank" (ONLYINTHESUN)

"After the game, Roni came over and we swapped shirts and embraced.
"It was a mark of respect and friendship. Then he smiled at me in this particular way and joked that one day we would be playing for the same team.
"I thought about what he meant."