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Pamela?

Yes, Jessica?

What do you make of Zidane's sending off?

Well it's interesting. No one knows as yet what provoked him, but apparently it will be revealed on Canal Plus this evening. You speak French, don't you?

Speak French, Pamela? I do French!

Right. Of course. Well, if you read the article linked above you'll find some interesting thoughts on how different insults affect different cultures. Funnily enough, I was in a bar in Akureyri watching the final when the incident happened. I was outraged of course. Not because I'm against violence in sports. In fact I'm for it. Especially when French or German players are involved, preferrably on the receiving end. But I was outraged because I happened to be rooting for the other team.

Tee hee! I didn't know you played for the other team, Pamela? Fancy a roll in the hay?

Jessica, please! You're not my type. And let me finish. When the incident happened, I jumped out of my seat and yelled out: "CHEATING CUNT! CHEATING CUNT! CHEATING CUNT!" several times. And a man sitting a few tables from me tried to pick a fight. It turned out he was English, and my use of the dreaded C-word (What's the big deal, we all have one?) had offended him. Although as he was with a group of mates watching a game of football he didn't have the balls to say so, he just said something about me not using such language in a bar full of women. Now, if I had said the same thing about Zidane as Materazzi allegedly said to him, namely that his mother was a terrorist whore, I'm sure the Englishman wouldn't have been so offended. And conversely, if Materazzi had called Zidane a cunt, nothing would have happened. Interesting, isn't it?

Pamela? Are you sure you don't want to have HOT LESBIAN SEX?